Small Town Strip Club Reviews (w/ Sven Johnson)

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in this video we look at the google reviews for small town strip clubs. that is what we do in this video.
Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to Imbiamba Jombes to filming videos with his mom to pillow guy to the my pool guy to the Gus & Eddy Podcast to small town reviews to I don't know why I am writing this. I am Gus. I wrote this. Also subscribe to the Gus & Eddy Podcast please. Eddy Burback and I make it and it's ok.
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  1. Gus Johnson

    Gus Johnson

    5 kuukautta sitten

    hey guys yippee thanks for more smalltown review fun! and thank you again to the sponsor for today: simplisafe.com/gusjohnson

    • Elliot Leary

      Elliot Leary

      15 päivää sitten

      Could you and Sven do reviews of hotels/motels?

    • Star Dragon

      Star Dragon

      2 kuukautta sitten

      The animated Cat 🐈‍⬛

    • Collin Blank

      Collin Blank

      2 kuukautta sitten

      I'm a little late to the call to action. But if you want to see some really awful reviews, look at BoardGameGeek. Specifically 1 start reviews for chess. It's just a bunch of grandiose dipshits thinking they are better than the world's most popular game.

    • Cayden B

      Cayden B

      4 kuukautta sitten

      @dorkpork911 can you give me the context

    • dorkpork911


      4 kuukautta sitten

      Can you do bowling alleys or bars

  2. thespogny


    3 päivää sitten

    gus looks like a crackhead

  3. Christopher Rivera

    Christopher Rivera

    3 päivää sitten

    Can we just appreciate how Gus and Sven maintain such a wholesome relationship through the years, with no need of stupid Hollywood controversy to gain fame.

  4. Jesse Perez

    Jesse Perez

    4 päivää sitten

    As a Midwesterner I can say, there's a lot of things wrong with us. We're not doing so good right now man... Send help...

  5. Alex Klmnop

    Alex Klmnop

    5 päivää sitten


  6. The guac

    The guac

    5 päivää sitten

    Frick Linda

  7. Notorious Dylan

    Notorious Dylan

    6 päivää sitten

    Sven looks great in his blue RAYCON earbuds! 😂

  8. Jessica Nicole

    Jessica Nicole

    8 päivää sitten

    Where’s my boy and all the petty girl

  9. XplumbzzX


    9 päivää sitten

    This man is 6,6

  10. dummy


    9 päivää sitten

    you know gus is a real man when he uses the word breasts as opposed to other more vulgar terms like that actually made me smile LMAO

  11. Shawn Lee

    Shawn Lee

    9 päivää sitten

    I live on Long Island and would like to smoke bong hits with you guys

  12. WhatOkay


    10 päivää sitten

    I’ve never heard someone named Sven with an American accent

  13. Emily Raineer

    Emily Raineer

    10 päivää sitten

    same jeans? the fuck

  14. Mason DeLean

    Mason DeLean

    10 päivää sitten

    I got nervous when they said my name,

  15. Ellen N H

    Ellen N H

    11 päivää sitten

    Are your parentes Swedish or Norwegian or something? Beacuse your names

  16. Kimberly Carter

    Kimberly Carter

    11 päivää sitten

    Imagine naming your kids Gus and Sven.

  17. Duke Jones Jr.

    Duke Jones Jr.

    11 päivää sitten

    You banned me In twitch chat for not saying anything when you were playing Skyrim

  18. yup sure

    yup sure

    11 päivää sitten

    Huh, eddys head looks weird, allergic reaction maybe

  19. Boopinton II

    Boopinton II

    12 päivää sitten


  20. Charles Klass

    Charles Klass

    12 päivää sitten

    Ah yes, the crab boiled in pepsi max served in a baguette image

  21. Red Cherry

    Red Cherry

    13 päivää sitten

    This is so hilarious, my old besftriend had a younger brother, and the younger brother was fucking beautiful, he was like 6'1 a jawline you can cut rocks with but he was the weeeeeirdest fucking kid, like I deadass feel like that nigga would kill a cat if given the chance 😭

  22. Leah Richards

    Leah Richards

    13 päivää sitten

    Hi, from the Midwest (Nebraska). Not okay over here 😂

  23. Fuck Your Opinions About Me

    Fuck Your Opinions About Me

    13 päivää sitten

    I knew by the title of the video there would be reviews whining about fat women. You can’t blame a fat person for taking their own life. Why bother living when all fat people receive is hate? So aggravating. Couldn’t even finish the video.

  24. Frump Frumperson

    Frump Frumperson

    14 päivää sitten

    Is Sven wearing Raycon earbuds? Lol

  25. Harry_Twelves 12

    Harry_Twelves 12

    14 päivää sitten

    3:47 he gets a message on discord

  26. GraniteJet


    14 päivää sitten


  27. Matt James

    Matt James

    14 päivää sitten

    All little brothers are spoiled.

  28. Mr. Franksson

    Mr. Franksson

    14 päivää sitten

    Why is Gus wearing my old rug? Is he Swedish? Feels like a Swedish thing

  29. Evgeni Matveev

    Evgeni Matveev

    15 päivää sitten

    In case anyone else was curious: 1 Corinthians 15:1-4 King James Version 15 Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; 2 By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. 3 For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; 4 And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures:

  30. Ninja Goat

    Ninja Goat

    15 päivää sitten

    Hey I'm Kevin

  31. Charles


    15 päivää sitten

    Lolol pretty sure the crab pic is from Kilian experience (youtuber)

  32. Seamus McKeon

    Seamus McKeon

    15 päivää sitten

    Sven seems like such a big, Wiscontsinian, 6 and 1/2 foot tall teddy bear. C:

  33. JayG


    15 päivää sitten

    1:29 bro I’m 15... that is very illegal

  34. ryan tosten

    ryan tosten

    16 päivää sitten

    Da first one do😂😂😂

  35. That Guy

    That Guy

    16 päivää sitten

    Only focus on one of them

  36. 「Funny Rock」

    「Funny Rock」

    16 päivää sitten

    7:37 the place was called hoe depot wasnt it

  37. Lord Dunsparce

    Lord Dunsparce

    17 päivää sitten

    That crab is a well known cursed image so that isn’t real

  38. Obi-Wan Kenobi

    Obi-Wan Kenobi

    17 päivää sitten

    Is the guy that actually predicted that Gus Johnson to see your view here

  39. Vwedish Man

    Vwedish Man

    17 päivää sitten

    Watch cuties and you’ll understand the comment “it’s good for kids, I recommend”

  40. The demonitization Police

    The demonitization Police

    19 päivää sitten

    1:34 nooo!

  41. Nathan Haimson

    Nathan Haimson

    19 päivää sitten

    Gas stations and shitty haircut places have super funny reviews. Def a deep vein of comedy right there.

    • ¡NiCK!


      19 päivää sitten

      gas station reviews NEEDS to happen

  42. Red


    20 päivää sitten

    sven is adopted

  43. BeastYT


    20 päivää sitten


  44. Mercury Pluto

    Mercury Pluto

    23 päivää sitten

    When you go to the club and literally get crabs

  45. 「MrWhoWasIt」


    23 päivää sitten


  46. Tony Rice but with a hangover

    Tony Rice but with a hangover

    23 päivää sitten

    Go to 1:36 Pause No need to thank me

  47. Chris Idk

    Chris Idk

    24 päivää sitten

    Thats what his user name was by the way if anyone was curious and too lazy to search it up :) 1 Corinthians 15:1-4 King James Version 15 Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; 2 By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. 3 For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; 4 And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures

  48. MaTriX Beats

    MaTriX Beats

    24 päivää sitten

    Prison Reviews

  49. two-piece a burn toast

    two-piece a burn toast

    25 päivää sitten

    3:25 um Chris Hanson you there

  50. Old Man Joel

    Old Man Joel

    25 päivää sitten

    What was the acquire lumber one? Like the “Wood Hood

  51. Boostbro


    25 päivää sitten

    Just play vr chat guys

  52. School Project Productions

    School Project Productions

    26 päivää sitten

    Guys, I just checked on Jerry. I found his desecrated corpse at the bottom of the Boston Harbor. Then, a stripper followed me home, shat on my lawn, and stole my car. 0/10. Would not recommend any clubs on the East coast.

  53. king_regz


    27 päivää sitten

    15:08 “go watch an ad get out of my room” me gets an ad right as he says that😂👌😂

  54. Owen McKenna

    Owen McKenna

    27 päivää sitten

    Sven: SABIRNA Gus: NOO!!!! Is wearing headphones

  55. Conner Miller

    Conner Miller

    27 päivää sitten

    Guess we know where those stimulus checks were going.

  56. Apple Pie

    Apple Pie

    27 päivää sitten

    No one is talking about how sven is wearing raycons without it being an ad or joke!

  57. banana man

    banana man

    27 päivää sitten

    Dude when he said NOOOOOOOOO he was so funny

  58. Litter box Beans

    Litter box Beans

    28 päivää sitten

    There's no hippos at the zoo tho

  59. wyatt Briggs

    wyatt Briggs

    29 päivää sitten

    I really want this shirt

  60. IfMonkey


    29 päivää sitten


  61. Casey Is Cool

    Casey Is Cool

    29 päivää sitten

    This is the first time I have seen a youtuber use raycons without being sponsored

  62. osaac spechy

    osaac spechy

    Uukausi sitten

    Sus Johnson

  63. TehDarkrai


    Uukausi sitten

    1 corinthians 15 is about Christ being risen, which can be interpreted differently in this context

  64. Salvage Monster

    Salvage Monster

    Uukausi sitten

    You know you are getting old when a guy is wearing a shirt made up of the play mat that is in your dentist office and video rental store

  65. Jacey Garden Wray

    Jacey Garden Wray

    Uukausi sitten

    I think the “eating cigarettes” is still my favorite sketch with the two of you. Mhm. Something about it.

  66. Cooper Bradley

    Cooper Bradley

    Uukausi sitten


  67. Mason McCullough

    Mason McCullough

    Uukausi sitten

    Landscaping companies

  68. Seth Bybee

    Seth Bybee

    Uukausi sitten

    I'm kinda offended cause I live in the mid-west, but I do half to admit the mid-west is full of meth heads and strip joints that don't ask for an ID

  69. Isaac Nishimura

    Isaac Nishimura

    Uukausi sitten

    sven eyebrow slit sven eyebrow slit

  70. Einar Blood-Axe

    Einar Blood-Axe

    Uukausi sitten

    Oh my god, yall ain't in Iowa by chance are you? They got a strip club in Des Moines, our capitol city, called "The Lumberyard"

  71. Jessica Frump

    Jessica Frump

    Uukausi sitten

    Read reviews on brothels! Who the heck leaves public reviews on their experience with prostitutes?

  72. Rogue Wolf

    Rogue Wolf

    Uukausi sitten

    1 Corinthians 15:1-4 1 Now I am reminding you, brothers, of the gospel I preached to you, which you indeed received and in which you also stand. 2 Through it you are also being saved, if you hold fast to the word I preached to you, unless you believed in vain. 3 * For I handed on to you as of first importance what I also received: that Christ died for our sins in accordance with the scriptures;a 4 that he was buried; that he was raised on the third day in accordance with the scriptures;b

  73. a nervous dude

    a nervous dude

    Uukausi sitten

    If theres a strip club... its not a small town😥 no hate though really love you guys and great video!

  74. Billy Bob

    Billy Bob

    Uukausi sitten

    “I t ‘ s G o o d F o r K i d s R e c c o m e n d”

  75. Hugo Negrete

    Hugo Negrete

    Uukausi sitten

    When he said go watch an ad I literally got and ad. 😂

  76. William Sohlström

    William Sohlström

    Uukausi sitten

    Bruv you made me alt-tab like 4 times before realizing the discord notification sound comes from you. God damn you, Johnson brothers!

  77. Mr. Rosco

    Mr. Rosco

    Uukausi sitten

    ⭐ Who pooted

  78. KOMO


    Uukausi sitten

    sven has the widest shoulders ive ever seen

  79. Nolan Archer

    Nolan Archer

    Uukausi sitten

    OMG I live in Fargo, that's where the red River zoo is lol so they must be talking about The Northern

  80. Hannah Hartung

    Hannah Hartung

    Uukausi sitten

    To be clear... were there 6 other Sven Johnsons?

  81. Theft Parrot

    Theft Parrot

    Uukausi sitten

    Memeing screaming and streaming. My life summarised

  82. Ricky films

    Ricky films

    Uukausi sitten

    I am a kid in the Midwest bad things are happening

  83. M


    Uukausi sitten

    Y'all, I can promise you that tiddie hairs are identifiable

  84. tarrdragon


    Uukausi sitten

    I'm from the Midwest and it is practically hell

  85. Neil Meehan

    Neil Meehan

    Uukausi sitten

    Why does Gus look like Sven’s distant uncle from the Midwest

  86. Levi


    Uukausi sitten

    This is that guys screen name when I looked it up. "I thank my God always on your behalf, for the grace of God which is given you by Jesus Christ" Corinthians 1:4 king James bible

  87. Karasu


    Uukausi sitten

    Yooo, the T-shirt is dooope where did you get it ?

  88. wren callaghan

    wren callaghan

    Uukausi sitten

    pls do these again !

  89. Victory4History


    Uukausi sitten

    Don't hate on the midwest lol. Lumberyard is in my city, but it doesn't have pool tables like beach girls.

  90. Michael Bugner

    Michael Bugner

    Uukausi sitten

    I went to a cheap strip club in El Paso once. Well actually a couple times. Won't name the place. But it was a sad place. There was one other guy there alone and by himself. Not even getting any attention from the dancers or spending money. Only 2 out of the 5 dances there were attractive, and one of them was only passable. They both came and sat on my lap and chatted with me. I got a dance from both of them and the more attractive one blew me on the first song. And dances were only $20 per song. I heard later that the place was actually a front for selling cocaine.

  91. Caitlynn C.K.

    Caitlynn C.K.

    Uukausi sitten

    I had a female friend once say “don’t you hate having nipple hair?” And i slow blinked at her cuz I had no clue girls got hair there. I guess it really is a thing! Not something I’d want to find in my mouth at a srip club though

  92. ROAR


    Uukausi sitten

    God that intro was hilarious. XD

  93. Fryd Fish

    Fryd Fish

    Uukausi sitten

    the only thing in common you guys have in common is the front teeth. this is not a bad thing

  94. Devon with an i

    Devon with an i

    Uukausi sitten

    8:51 I feel like Gus saw every sin I’ve ever committed.

  95. benjamin johns

    benjamin johns

    Uukausi sitten

    I was caught off guard way too hard at 8:00

  96. nick jig

    nick jig

    Uukausi sitten

    Just found your channel, your hilarious bro, I wish u lots of success , never stop brotha , best of luck to u and your channel for the future !!

  97. nick jig

    nick jig

    Uukausi sitten

    Lap dances and lumber , what a great strip joint

  98. Dumbass Ghost

    Dumbass Ghost

    Uukausi sitten

    I feel that I must comment cause I went to a strip club and helped pay off a future lawyers student debt, so I can really relate to Benjamin on this one.

  99. Midget Zilla

    Midget Zilla

    Uukausi sitten

    You can tell they're brothers they have the same laugh!! :)

  100. Colonel Sanders

    Colonel Sanders

    Uukausi sitten

    That’s a really neat shirt