follow me on twitch or i will throw an old tv at you: twitch.tv/gusjohnson

an old CRT actually did fall on me when I was a kid, it landed on my legs which didn't hurt at all but I was just pinned there for a few minutes.

Umm magnets are extremely dangerouse for me bc i have a pacemaker

Pffff that tv situation actually happened to my dad when he was a kid

this is ironic considering that the police are from time to time actively killing children. Look up Adam Toledo

I actually know an idiot that got his small intestines perforated with magnets. He wasn't even young, 21, just really really stupid.

Maygnits

How Final Destination 6 looks in real life.

that, ladies and gentlemen, is your tax dollars at use

Teddy fresh!

i like how gus and ian have the same teeth

What I learned from the magnet video is that if you only eat one you’ll be good

I like how there are only two glugs in "Glug ... Glug ... Glug"

11:34 yep definitely not the needles he was sticking himself with

“We do be livin in a society”

The Consumer Product Safety Commission has probably the absolute best twitter I've ever seen.

There is always something about hearing someone eat or drink something that makes me want to smash the glass or plate over their head, maybe there should be a psa about consuming quietly.

Funny guy

Gus:...Government safety videos tha- Ian:Oh😐 Comedy at its finest

They should have a safety video on me because I'll eat your kids if I have to

The video about the tv thing yeah that happened to me OADBDOHCKSABA

What annoys me about the Glug... Glug...Glug video is that he only gluged twice

That baseball music one got me

This has actually happened to my little brother

8:22

I actually liked the water one. Pure drinking water straight from the tap can be concidered a luxury.

The first few safety videos that Gus and Ian talked about in this video are really messed up.

I learned how to kill myself with magnets, if only i was still a teen

Gus looks like me in 10 to 20 years...dang I’m handsome in the future!

I can never figure out how old Gus is

Oh I like eddys new hoodie

Who else smiled when he said “smile guys”? 😂

First scene of the first saftey video happened to me in my sisters room when I was 5 exept her dresser was double the size. Edit: the TV went over my head and I didn't cry but yelled for help to get it off me for like 5 minutes.

i'm going to eat a magnet

I mean, I had a CRT TV fall on my head and I was fine... I mean I’m not fine but it had nothing to do with that TV falling on my head when I was maybe 5 or 7 years old.

PSA stands for Prostate-specific antigen. Now it all starts to make sense

Them: Magnets are dangerous to teens Me: *Flash back to middle school when some kid dropped their locker magnet and it went under my beak and caused me to slide and fall down in the middle of the hallway* “Mhm yep very dangerous”

Domestic terrorists: “THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IS HERE TO ENSLAVE YOU AND TAKE AWAY YER GUNS!” The Federal Government:

I’m ninety percent sure the water one was just about finishing the water you pour.

I’m now scared of my dresser falling

The box tv thing happens to me when I was little I was turning up the volume and couldn’t reach and had to climb the dresser and it landed on my face and hert like a bitch and my mom came in the room and started pulling things off me and I’ve had bloody noses since and it’s been 10 years

As a dumb 8 year old, I swallowed a magnetic ball bearing. I couldn't fathom doing as a teen.

Its true, I was the baby

Fun fact I accidentally swollowed the ball magnets

Bird Martinez still hasn't reached her goal on gofundme!

Kirby Pucket. He's Dead.

Cody and Noel look weird in this video

In Australia, to stop teens/young adults drunk driving/doing stupid shit while driving, they show real footage of cops picking up clumps of flesh live leak style in crash scenes that are desaturated and shown in quick flashes like a saw movie. They also have annual live reenactments in a stadium with fake blood shown to school children. It worked so well that in about 10 years deaths from it dropped down by around 50%. To maintain it, they get heavily scarred victims with ruined lives from young adult drunk drivers to go around sharing how much their children are financially and emotionally fucked because of idiots who think getting an uber home is too pussy for their fragile masculinity.

Great video cody!

I was almost crushed by a dresser and tv when I was 6. I wish my parents watched more youtube videos ):

Fun Fact - Some guy had to go to the ER because he stuck a whole thread of those magnet beads up his urethra and got a bunch of them stuck in his bladder or something.

The bookcase protected the child.

Imagine growing up to be a government agent and this is what you do.

7:34 I mean, that 15 year old did shove 52 magnet balls up his urethra and I'm pretty sure he almost died

that organ sounds like Goofy hyperventilating

I have a vivid memory of that magnet psa.

Is that ProZD?

Tbh... ...why does a kid have a tv in their room anyways?

The end was really kind good on you Gus

I use to think Gus was 38-40 years old,,, now I think he’s just an old ass 25 year old😂🤣

I thought glug ... glug ... glug ... was about someone choking on water at first.

THE GOVERNMENT IS FUNDING CORPORATIONS TO TAKE AWAY OUR FAMILIES!!! There we go, was that a good conspiracy theorist sounding sentence?

your mustache is making me uncomfortable

The food label one was so good lol

That exact goddamn TV scenario happened to my brother, had to pull his little ass back because i also happened to be sitting in front of the tv. We’re good now

That sink in the second video had some of the best Laminar flow out of a stock sink I’ve ever seen. Wonderful.

Bowl cut

This video made me thirsty for some hecking water! I guess it really is worth protecting...

3rd one is serious and i learned something

5:52 is it just me but I thought the guy was just gonna die and they were gonna say check if your water is filtered or your gonna be this guy

1:30 that ACTUALLY happened to me when I was younger. same size tv too, luckily it didnt fall all the way but I couldve gotten really hurt if I actually climbed it completely.

It’s a lie i have eaten a magnet before and I am mostly ok

Me looking at the date this video was released and realized they weren't wearing masks Wait that's illegal.

Gus looks like a discount Jax Teller and I love it

I almost did this 5 mins ago

RIP Kirby Puckett

See this fork, it can put holes in your stomach

1:36 The babies head gone

Love the smile

the only way out of this I see is dont let the kids inside! Ive been saying this for years

I'm actually related to Roger Clemens

This video removed me from my mortal body, I am now an ethereal being

what webcam / camera do you use?

The water PSA was for tap water safety, probably.

The weight of the television is what destabilized the shelf, making it top heavy enough, to allow a toddler to pull it over. Toddlers being bonked on the head or squooshed by furniture is not fwunny. It is seewious!

This video is why natural selection does not work anymore and why we have a bunch of dumb millennials

Need more angles of the thumb in eye situation

my question is how they have 7k subs

8:26 natural selection

Not

its called maximize spending

That music on the basball video is almost like a meme out of 2020 2021

hi imbeamba

Oh another pasty white ginger on FItop ohhh yeahhh what the world needed

12:04 says the dude who literally used magnets as jewelry

First line I heard from Ian and already I love him.

I don’t remember the old food label

dude, two words: HOUSE. HIPPOS.

I feel like the water vid has to mean something about tap water being clean

Wow you did a collab with ProZD? Awesome!