who wrote these bad small town waterpark reviews?

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this is a video about small town waterparks. i found some google reviews on the internet. then me and my friend read them and made a video about them. and then i put THAT on the internet.
Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to Imbiamba Jombes to filming videos with his mom to pillow guy to the my pool guy to the Gus & Eddy Podcast to small town reviews to shotguns in movies to the tough kid growing up to your friend who has a knife to spotify ad guy to... I don't know why I am writing this in third person. I am Gus. I wrote this. Also subscribe to the Gus & Eddy Podcast please. Eddy Burback and I make it and it's ok. My brother is Sven Johnson, that guy's alright.
Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later.


  1. Gus Johnson

    Gus Johnson

    17 päivää sitten

    c'mon guys let's start our OWN waterpark. if you want to swim, follow me on twitch.tv/gusjohnson.

    • yournightmarepro 666

      yournightmarepro 666

      7 päivää sitten

      Leaving a review is not weird

    • nodnod winkwink

      nodnod winkwink

      8 päivää sitten

      Move your review screenshots up the frame, it's too low down. 1 star.

    • Smo Cloud

      Smo Cloud

      11 päivää sitten

      gus. you are a tryhard. and I appreciate it.

    • McRejeOst


      12 päivää sitten

      Heya Gus, your link in the description doesn't work. Thought you'd want to know

    • Muslim N43

      Muslim N43

      12 päivää sitten

      I’m gonna take a fat shit in this water park

  2. Ghost_user


    2 tuntia sitten

    Cory put his chicken on a water jet. Done it myself. Water straight up the bottleneck

  3. pink


    11 tuntia sitten

    Please do methadone clinic reviews next.

  4. Mohammed Odeh

    Mohammed Odeh

    17 tuntia sitten

    Look at a the reviews from this paintball place in Boston! (Stronghold Ops) The owner goes berserk on the reviewers XD

  5. Yggdrasil9


    21 tunti sitten

    Gus is looking more and more like the people who write these reviews

  6. Hgui !

    Hgui !

    Päivä sitten

    Gus needs to join chuckle sandwhich

  7. Raz Zelda

    Raz Zelda

    Päivä sitten


  8. mags


    Päivä sitten

    Go to the rec center lol! Its not that hard to find a cheap hot tub to use

  9. Viggo W

    Viggo W

    Päivä sitten

    how much did the water park pay you to make this video

  10. Summer Manning

    Summer Manning

    Päivä sitten

    Not me literally leaving a Google review for a pub yesterday because I wanted people to know what a good time I had and that it's super covid-safe and deserves to have business now that pub gardens are open in England. I must be weird lmao

  11. Adam Shannon

    Adam Shannon

    Päivä sitten


  12. youface channel

    youface channel

    Päivä sitten

    This guy is donut operator's brother?

  13. Laustin Space

    Laustin Space

    2 päivää sitten

    This water business will not recover from burn. THAT'S MF'N HOT

  14. V O I D E D

    V O I D E D

    2 päivää sitten

    Ever watch buzzfeed unsolved? Well Ian looks like Asian Shane

  15. BananaPhoPhilly


    3 päivää sitten

    Is anyone else just not getting recommended Gus's videos anymore?

  16. Neep Gang

    Neep Gang

    3 päivää sitten

    I leave positive reviews of local businesses because they treat us well, at least the nearby ones

  17. Neep Gang

    Neep Gang

    3 päivää sitten

    Tell Ian he has a bangin shirt. Replace the zipper with buttons and I'd call it based, even

  18. Insane Potato

    Insane Potato

    3 päivää sitten

    the more were happy the less we see #asians

  19. dank gamer

    dank gamer

    3 päivää sitten

    they need have not so rude to

  20. Max Froese

    Max Froese

    3 päivää sitten

    Sheesh what happened to ProZD!!

  21. wittoist


    3 päivää sitten

    Check out the Google reviews on prisons.

  22. Acacia Feraco

    Acacia Feraco

    3 päivää sitten

    Gus please make more of these you don’t know how much I love them baha

  23. cyke klone

    cyke klone

    4 päivää sitten


  24. Erem Hans

    Erem Hans

    4 päivää sitten

    10:34 nice, the homophobia is alive at this place

  25. Nocturnal Toothbrush

    Nocturnal Toothbrush

    4 päivää sitten

    That thing hanging off of Ian's hair is annoying the HECK out of me. Knock it off! Brush it out! DO SOMETHING! Oh thank god it's gone.

  26. Mason Paradis

    Mason Paradis

    5 päivää sitten

    10:15 to 10:18 2 guys 1 megaphone

  27. hello hello

    hello hello

    5 päivää sitten

    I leave reviews Gus to help out other people deciding whether to go to the place

  28. hello hello

    hello hello

    5 päivää sitten

    I've been watching Ian for ages, everyone should subscribe to him

  29. P & Co.

    P & Co.

    5 päivää sitten

    4:56 - But he still could be speaking a different language Even when he is white and wears a cowboyhat?

  30. 216trixie


    5 päivää sitten

    Elisabeth is correct. Shon is not.

  31. 216trixie


    5 päivää sitten

    Ian called it. Asians are hot. Bring them on the channel.

  32. Erin McNamara

    Erin McNamara

    5 päivää sitten

    The thing in his hair is bothering me so much 😭

  33. The Tin Pilot

    The Tin Pilot

    6 päivää sitten

    Ian looks tired ngl

  34. Ivonne Sanchez

    Ivonne Sanchez

    6 päivää sitten

    they are kinda the switched roles of the buzzfeed unsolved dudes

  35. mads simms

    mads simms

    6 päivää sitten

    gus we have the same birthday

  36. Wesley Brookman

    Wesley Brookman

    6 päivää sitten

    On the one where she says she grew wings and flew and then fractured her tailbone etc, it means when she went down the ride, she went fast enough that her body came off the surface of the slide for a second or two and then landed with significant force. Have you guys not experienced that on water rides before??? That’s why a lot of rides have tops or nets above them.

  37. FrozenBurger Seven-teen

    FrozenBurger Seven-teen

    6 päivää sitten

    6:08-6:14 Gus was sure thinking about something. What that something is, well, we will never know, All we will see is Gus staring at us like that chimpanzee in the cage

  38. Ryan Thomas

    Ryan Thomas

    6 päivää sitten

    I wonder if they found reviews for those few water parks where people have died

  39. Caden Dwyer

    Caden Dwyer

    6 päivää sitten

    As a member of the C/Kaden name group, I can confirm that having three chimps is the bare minimum for a water park.

  40. dQw4w9WgXcQ


    6 päivää sitten


  41. Hagler Ray

    Hagler Ray

    7 päivää sitten

    8:42 only the real ones know what's going on in that armpit

  42. Hagler Ray

    Hagler Ray

    7 päivää sitten

    That chinese guy got a cheese smile

  43. Daniel White

    Daniel White

    7 päivää sitten

    In my life 100% of the ear infections I have received are a direct result of going to a water park

  44. Aiden Cooper

    Aiden Cooper

    7 päivää sitten

    I just wrote a review on Cedar point and said i died go check it out

  45. Wertyouch


    7 päivää sitten

    He’s just the right level of awkward.

  46. What’s a meme. Bob

    What’s a meme. Bob

    7 päivää sitten


  47. sirixamo


    8 päivää sitten

    Gus, just a heads up, your link to subscribe to Ian isn't working (the bitly one).

  48. PC Disciple

    PC Disciple

    8 päivää sitten

    “Asians are trending” LMAO

  49. Dane Thrun

    Dane Thrun

    8 päivää sitten

    Why did I watch this? 1 star...

  50. TaZe Schwifty

    TaZe Schwifty

    8 päivää sitten

    when they read the "no water" one I instantly thought of the opening to spy kids

  51. landonp17


    8 päivää sitten

    Love these videos! Wanted to suggest "bad cat cafe reviews". Here's an example: "Fairly unfriendly disinterested cats I am sorry to say that I found our visit disappointing, because generally the cats were not friendly and affectionate as we had expected. One hid behind the table and box, one tolerated patting for a little while, then got into the box and would not come out, a male hissed at us and tried to bite or scratch for most of the hour and another female walked around on the bench but didn't want to be touched. My son had some success waving a toy in front of one, but not for very long. Of course animals can be temperamental, but they just seemed to be "over it" and really, for $60 I had expected more."

  52. Joseph smith

    Joseph smith

    8 päivää sitten

    "Elizabeth who spelt her name wrong." Lol best ever.

  53. Andreas Nestoros

    Andreas Nestoros

    8 päivää sitten

    the chimp pooped on cole

  54. Tasha


    8 päivää sitten

    Hey guys just btw I wanted to say thanks for the puke warning :) by saying you were gonna try I was able to fast forward past any gagging or whatever! I have a phobia so its greatly appreciated genuinely!

  55. Greig Connor

    Greig Connor

    8 päivää sitten

    Instant like for Gus and Ian in the same video

  56. grace liu

    grace liu

    9 päivää sitten

    the small town reviews series is revolutionary and amazing

  57. Vivian Darkbloom

    Vivian Darkbloom

    9 päivää sitten

    I’m subscribed and have the bell on and I’m still not getting Notifications :( missed this

  58. CheezMuffinTV


    9 päivää sitten

    Content was good. But the channel has a trapped chimp they force to make videos. 5 stars

  59. Mrbeans


    9 päivää sitten

    I remember going to a splashdown when I was like 5 for my friends birthday and there was a whole unbroken shit on the floor two feet from the bathroom door

  60. Bridget Michelle

    Bridget Michelle

    9 päivää sitten

    Look up Safari Joe’s H2O waterpark in Oklahoma...they have animals in the waterpark. I’m sure others exist as well.

  61. Jason Wiltey

    Jason Wiltey

    9 päivää sitten

    It seems like it's a 50/50 shot when a FItopr I like brings in a friend or fellow creator if I'll like them or not. I enjoy this guy

  62. than217


    9 päivää sitten

    The illustrated negative National Park reviews on Instagram have always made me laugh.

  63. Nis 3r

    Nis 3r

    9 päivää sitten


  64. Barry Walts

    Barry Walts

    9 päivää sitten

    Thanks Bus Binson, this is a fun video!

  65. Kit Fisto

    Kit Fisto

    9 päivää sitten

    North Korean reviews be lit

  66. Brandon


    9 päivää sitten

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️[_][_] Orangutan in cage behind desk. Unfair have too much fun

  67. harper larue

    harper larue

    10 päivää sitten

    I think that the chimpanzee one is blue bayou/Dixie landing in Baton Rouge LA, i used to go to that park all the time when I was younger and they just had a chimp, you would ride the train past it and they would just be like and the teenage workers would just be like “that’s our chip, it’s been there forever I guess >:)” as a child I was always so confused abt that

  68. Walt


    10 päivää sitten

    I love that cole has one review. A single review. He decides, for the first time in his life, he needs to go out of his way to inform people of the establishment in which he was pooped upon.

  69. Kristiana


    10 päivää sitten

    You should do a dispensary one next. In my town someone left a review saying "the parking lot has more potholes than the dispensary had potheads" lol

  70. Nicholas Ruiz

    Nicholas Ruiz

    10 päivää sitten

    Your asian friend is NOT funny

  71. Hall It Away

    Hall It Away

    10 päivää sitten

    Jack 1 star

  72. sandrakim9


    10 päivää sitten

    “Y’know how Asians started trending, so we gotta get one of ‘em on here” ☠️ 🙈 How he said it off the wall like that, I think Ian killed it, Gus’s channel I mean 😭 🤣 lol

  73. sandrakim9


    10 päivää sitten

    Hey, it’s Ian Kung, I think he said he’s Korean, right?

  74. sandrakim9


    10 päivää sitten

    Probably half of those reviews are trolls, I see some famous social influencer or vlogger leave a bad review and then the owner disregards the complaints, so in retaliation a lot of the followers leave negative reviews of the place. This water park probably pissed off some local social influencer and now the google reviews is in review hell since it’s not hard making a fake review on google

  75. Sugar Fries

    Sugar Fries

    10 päivää sitten

    14 mins of them just going, yes we can't have good public swimming pools. Your fault for going.

  76. Timothy Blandin

    Timothy Blandin

    10 päivää sitten

    Kaden has dyslexia

  77. Leah X

    Leah X

    10 päivää sitten

    Drowned one star but still survived to tell the story made me click lmfao

  78. chase thacker

    chase thacker

    10 päivää sitten

    I just spent 14:57 watching two guys read reviews.... I need a hobby...

  79. caeden V

    caeden V

    10 päivää sitten

    Epic video one star

  80. potatoe boi

    potatoe boi

    10 päivää sitten


  81. bloopeyboi


    10 päivää sitten

    8:32 Wow I legit got worried for a second cause my real name is Cole and he just said it randomly our of nowhere and I was like"Aaaaaggghhhh, when did I leave a review on a waterslide like that"

  82. Guy


    10 päivää sitten

    I didn’t know google reviews were a thing until a year ago, I’m so behind, better start catching up with the series of never ending useless updates.

  83. TheSTRVman


    10 päivää sitten

    Someone probably

  84. sarrou Marbeu

    sarrou Marbeu

    10 päivää sitten


  85. sarrou Marbeu

    sarrou Marbeu

    10 päivää sitten

    Small town reviews are back (≧▽≦)(≧▽≦)(≧▽≦)(≧▽≦)(≧▽≦)

  86. sarrou Marbeu

    sarrou Marbeu

    10 päivää sitten


  87. Low Budget Mega Man

    Low Budget Mega Man

    11 päivää sitten

    S tier video

  88. Lucas, a Viking

    Lucas, a Viking

    11 päivää sitten

    Believe it or not, there are hundreds of millions of white people who can’t speak English.

  89. Jeffery Anders

    Jeffery Anders

    11 päivää sitten

    I leave reviews on Google all time. They reward me with Google Play credit.

  90. s3dchr


    11 päivää sitten

    These nonsensical bullshit reviews by you two are SO good.

  91. WardahTheBlaqQ


    11 päivää sitten

    Imma open my own waterpark! With blackjack! And hookers!

  92. Camden Bailey

    Camden Bailey

    11 päivää sitten

    as a lesbian, I would gladly make out with a potato. And by make out I mean shovel handfuls of french fries into my mouth.

  93. J1 Films

    J1 Films

    11 päivää sitten

    They need not to rude to

  94. Ryan Phillips

    Ryan Phillips

    11 päivää sitten

    One chimp one star

  95. W G

    W G

    11 päivää sitten

    Ian cryptogod funnyman

  96. Karolin


    11 päivää sitten

    These are my favourite videos

  97. The Sofos Project

    The Sofos Project

    11 päivää sitten

    I assume K's review was short for "reply", cuz sometimes to indicate that something you're saying is a reply you'll put Re: message, and I guess for whatever reason she never got around to typing out that reply.

  98. EctoRekt


    11 päivää sitten

    I'm too high for the amount of eye contact Gus is making in this video.

  99. Κοκόλας Μπκρής

    Κοκόλας Μπκρής

    11 päivää sitten

    How about you react to some equal rights equal fights videos those are funny. 😀😀(btw you are used to touchy subjects you got it)

  100. William Kluge

    William Kluge

    11 päivää sitten

    (2:20) As A level 6 local guide you are absolutely correct. I saw a meme one time that said "Shoutout to everyone who reviews things because I don't like to write reviews but I like to know how good a place is before going there" and I thought "That's true, maybe I'll do that" and now years later I still do